Marking Entertainment

Reading the FB posts of answers given by students of a fellow ex-classmate who's teaching at another school, I suddenly felt that marking Biology scripts is a very entertaining business as opposed to Chemistry .Here's sharing some of the excerpts of answer which gave me a very good laugh every time I read it:

"Smoke me not: 'jujodeum'; 'duoilleum'; 'oephathogus'; 'oe#+{^%+#*]gus'; 'gall duct'; 'bile gland'; 'intestinal tube'... Best, what is hormone Y? 'Pathogen'."
(Really kids are good at inventing terms; Correction: 'jejunum', 'duodenum', 'oesophagus', 'gall bladder', 'bile duct', 'intestine')

"oestrogen gives a girl the urge to have intercourse" (o.O, LOL...)

"Vasectomy is the cutting and tying of the penis."
(**Ouch...!** If that were the case, the guy would probably die of bleeding with the intense network of blood vessels down there...)

"Ligatomy is the removing of oviduct"
(Ligatomy = new invention of 'ligation' + 'vasectomy'???)

"Q: Explain the appearance of RBCs when placed in distiller water.
A: The RBCs are red."
(-.-)

Comparing the now me to the then beginning teacher on marking of scripts:

Beginning teacher me: answers like this would most likely frustrate me.
The now me: LOL! Marking is sure an entertainment with answers like this.

HAHA....